if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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