Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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