What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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