god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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