Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
True strength comes from lack of pants
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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