So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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