it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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