Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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