When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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