he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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