so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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