I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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