he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
do nipples grow back?
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