Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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