Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Houston, we have a blender
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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