Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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