She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
