Dual....:-)
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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