Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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