so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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