Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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