belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
