id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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