Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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