The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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