Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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