just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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