Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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