yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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