I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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