i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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