He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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