yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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