apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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