I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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