Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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