so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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