:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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