They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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