Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
How does it feel to date your dad?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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