Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My vagina just recognized that song.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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