I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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