I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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