how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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