she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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