ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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