so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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