Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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