your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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