My brain says no but my pants say off.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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