Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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