My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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