the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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