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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I still have a little drunk in my system
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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