He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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