she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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