I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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